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From crash.net

http://www.crash.net/f1/news/155890/1/u ... start.html
Italian newspaper La Gazzetta Sportiva is reporting that USF1 has applied to the FIA for special dispensation to skip the early flyaway races in Bahrain, Australia, Malaysia and China and belatedly join the fray for the Spanish Grand Prix in Barcelona in early May.
On the flip side, USF1 has hired more managerial staff recently. Wonder when they'll get around to hiring, you know, drivers...
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Shh, I officially announce my sign up at the kart event coming up, please do not spoil the release party!

Also, comparing USF1 to bigfoot as something that does not exist is totally unfair & not cool, you need to take that slander back. Many people have actually SEEN bigfoot! :lol:
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Peter, of the mythical beast known as USF1, promised this week that their car will be "innovative", stating that he doesn't want to copy everyone else on the grid. Well, an invisible car is quite innovative!
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I heard the crew chief is a liger, half lion, half tiger with magical properties...
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http://www.planet-f1.com/story/0,18954, ... 51,00.html

5 million will get someone a race seat for the USF1 car on the grid next year.
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Hell yeah, time to break out Pole Position for some sim testing... lol.
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Among other things that "dont exist", Ross Brawn was quoted in saying that there will be no #1 driver will exist in the garage this season. He is saying that Nico Rosberg and 7-time World Champion Michael Schumacher are equals. Now, unlike The Loch Ness Monster, Santa, USF1 and other things that clearly do not exist, a #1 driver definitely exists in the Mercedes garage.

http://pitpass.com/fes_php/pitpass_news ... t_id=39807

Wow, thats a horrible pic of Ross too in that article!
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Ha, USF1 should hire Hulk Hogan as driver. Seems IFA/F1 is trying hard to compete with with professional wrestling for drama/showmanship anyways, maybe they should merge? Drivers wacking their crew chief with a folding chair when a lap is less than perfect.... good times! :lol:
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they have a driver!

http://www.autoblog.com/2010/01/26/offi ... utoblog%29

I thought you'd guys would be interested :P
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eage8 wrote:they have a driver!

http://www.autoblog.com/2010/01/26/offi ... utoblog%29

I thought you'd guys would be interested :P
Yea, he's been rumored to be linked to USF1 for a while. John and I first heard about him at the end of last auto-x season and we had fun sitting around and mocking USF1 for not sticking to their guns and using US citizens for their drivers like they said they would.

Lopez is a "pay driver", which means he bought his way into his seat, bringing sponsor money into the mix. Talk around town has him being the slowest on the grid by far. Honestly, I have no idea what USF1 is doing, they're even building their own gearbox... This is going to be a mockery of proportions unseen.
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lol, yeah he will be filling in when Hogan is laundering his tights, assuming the US goes and takes over his native country so USF1 will not be liars & maintain a US driver as we all know that is sooooo important over trival things like placing, earning points, raising funds, etc. :D

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http://jalopnik.com/5473765/report-usf1 ... ounder-out

Looks like their money just walked away...
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Hits just keep piling on. Their only driver just bailed to join campos meta.
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My CEO just gave me a team shirt from Ferrari, that should make me overqualified to drive for USF1. Also, I would fulfill their citizen hype they originally proposed. I promise to pass on my employee discount on toasters to all CDC members.

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hepcatz wrote:My CEO just gave me a team shirt from Ferrari, that should make me overqualified to drive for USF1. Also, I would fulfill their citizen hype they originally proposed. I promise to pass on my employee discount on toasters to all CDC members.

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I'm shocked you didn't build a little straw Schumacher, put the shirt on it and burn it at the stake. I'm telling the McLaren fanclub on you.
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Well, it is my CEO and he does know many of the teams so i gotta take it like a man, laugh. plus it is funny, a Ferrari team item for a merc-McL fan! I should iron on a big Brawn patch on the back!
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hepcatz wrote:My CEO just gave me a team shirt from Ferrari, that should make me overqualified to drive for USF1. Also, I would fulfill their citizen hype they originally proposed. I promise to pass on my employee discount on toasters to all CDC members.

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I'm sorry USF1... but I will be taking my toaster purchase elsewhere...

http://jalopnik.com/5481209/the-nurburg ... benschwanz

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Are you crazy?! the USF1 toaster will be a rare collector's item very soon! Worth some serious cash, just like Billy Beer. :D
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USF1 is officially dead now. http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/81819

Neither Ken nor Windsor were there when the announcement went live...
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