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USF1, Bigfoot and other things that dont exist

Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 2:18 pm
by flohtingPoint
From crash.net

http://www.crash.net/f1/news/155890/1/u ... start.html
Italian newspaper La Gazzetta Sportiva is reporting that USF1 has applied to the FIA for special dispensation to skip the early flyaway races in Bahrain, Australia, Malaysia and China and belatedly join the fray for the Spanish Grand Prix in Barcelona in early May.
On the flip side, USF1 has hired more managerial staff recently. Wonder when they'll get around to hiring, you know, drivers...

Re: USF1, Bigfoot and other things that dont exist

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 9:36 pm
by hepcatz
Shh, I officially announce my sign up at the kart event coming up, please do not spoil the release party!

Also, comparing USF1 to bigfoot as something that does not exist is totally unfair & not cool, you need to take that slander back. Many people have actually SEEN bigfoot! :lol:

Re: USF1, Bigfoot and other things that dont exist

Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 5:14 pm
by flohtingPoint
Peter, of the mythical beast known as USF1, promised this week that their car will be "innovative", stating that he doesn't want to copy everyone else on the grid. Well, an invisible car is quite innovative!

Re: USF1, Bigfoot and other things that dont exist

Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 6:41 pm
by hepcatz
I heard the crew chief is a liger, half lion, half tiger with magical properties...

Re: USF1, Bigfoot and other things that dont exist

Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 10:39 am
by flohtingPoint
http://www.planet-f1.com/story/0,18954, ... 51,00.html

5 million will get someone a race seat for the USF1 car on the grid next year.

Re: USF1, Bigfoot and other things that dont exist

Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 10:40 pm
by hepcatz
Hell yeah, time to break out Pole Position for some sim testing... lol.

Re: USF1, Bigfoot and other things that dont exist

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:30 pm
by flohtingPoint
Among other things that "dont exist", Ross Brawn was quoted in saying that there will be no #1 driver will exist in the garage this season. He is saying that Nico Rosberg and 7-time World Champion Michael Schumacher are equals. Now, unlike The Loch Ness Monster, Santa, USF1 and other things that clearly do not exist, a #1 driver definitely exists in the Mercedes garage.

http://pitpass.com/fes_php/pitpass_news ... t_id=39807

Wow, thats a horrible pic of Ross too in that article!

Re: USF1, Bigfoot and other things that dont exist

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 8:11 am
by hepcatz
Ha, USF1 should hire Hulk Hogan as driver. Seems IFA/F1 is trying hard to compete with with professional wrestling for drama/showmanship anyways, maybe they should merge? Drivers wacking their crew chief with a folding chair when a lap is less than perfect.... good times! :lol:

Re: USF1, Bigfoot and other things that dont exist

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 2:13 pm
by eage8
they have a driver!

http://www.autoblog.com/2010/01/26/offi ... utoblog%29

I thought you'd guys would be interested :P

Re: USF1, Bigfoot and other things that dont exist

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 2:26 pm
by flohtingPoint
eage8 wrote:they have a driver!

http://www.autoblog.com/2010/01/26/offi ... utoblog%29

I thought you'd guys would be interested :P
Yea, he's been rumored to be linked to USF1 for a while. John and I first heard about him at the end of last auto-x season and we had fun sitting around and mocking USF1 for not sticking to their guns and using US citizens for their drivers like they said they would.

Lopez is a "pay driver", which means he bought his way into his seat, bringing sponsor money into the mix. Talk around town has him being the slowest on the grid by far. Honestly, I have no idea what USF1 is doing, they're even building their own gearbox... This is going to be a mockery of proportions unseen.

Re: USF1, Bigfoot and other things that dont exist

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 8:33 pm
by hepcatz
lol, yeah he will be filling in when Hogan is laundering his tights, assuming the US goes and takes over his native country so USF1 will not be liars & maintain a US driver as we all know that is sooooo important over trival things like placing, earning points, raising funds, etc. :D

john

Re: USF1, Bigfoot and other things that dont exist

Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 11:08 am
by eage8
http://jalopnik.com/5473765/report-usf1 ... ounder-out

Looks like their money just walked away...

Re: USF1, Bigfoot and other things that dont exist

Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 10:31 am
by flohtingPoint
Hits just keep piling on. Their only driver just bailed to join campos meta.

Re: USF1, Bigfoot and other things that dont exist

Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 1:39 pm
by hepcatz
My CEO just gave me a team shirt from Ferrari, that should make me overqualified to drive for USF1. Also, I would fulfill their citizen hype they originally proposed. I promise to pass on my employee discount on toasters to all CDC members.

John

Re: USF1, Bigfoot and other things that dont exist

Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 2:25 pm
by flohtingPoint
hepcatz wrote:My CEO just gave me a team shirt from Ferrari, that should make me overqualified to drive for USF1. Also, I would fulfill their citizen hype they originally proposed. I promise to pass on my employee discount on toasters to all CDC members.

John
I'm shocked you didn't build a little straw Schumacher, put the shirt on it and burn it at the stake. I'm telling the McLaren fanclub on you.

Re: USF1, Bigfoot and other things that dont exist

Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 5:39 pm
by hepcatz
Well, it is my CEO and he does know many of the teams so i gotta take it like a man, laugh. plus it is funny, a Ferrari team item for a merc-McL fan! I should iron on a big Brawn patch on the back!
flohtingPoint wrote:
hepcatz wrote:My CEO just gave me a team shirt from Ferrari, that should make me overqualified to drive for USF1. Also, I would fulfill their citizen hype they originally proposed. I promise to pass on my employee discount on toasters to all CDC members.

John
I'm shocked you didn't build a little straw Schumacher, put the shirt on it and burn it at the stake. I'm telling the McLaren fanclub on you.

Re: USF1, Bigfoot and other things that dont exist

Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 3:30 pm
by eage8
I'm sorry USF1... but I will be taking my toaster purchase elsewhere...

http://jalopnik.com/5481209/the-nurburg ... benschwanz

Image

Re: USF1, Bigfoot and other things that dont exist

Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 6:57 pm
by hepcatz
Are you crazy?! the USF1 toaster will be a rare collector's item very soon! Worth some serious cash, just like Billy Beer. :D

Re: USF1, Bigfoot and other things that dont exist

Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 2:39 pm
by flohtingPoint
USF1 is officially dead now. http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/81819

Neither Ken nor Windsor were there when the announcement went live...